Facebook releases new “fingers in ears, stomp up and down” reporting system, modeled after anti-vaccers

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Facebook announced the implementation of their new algorithm for deleting pages and posts called the “Fingers in Ears, Stomp Up and Down” system. the system has already been used and abused by anti-vaccine and anti-GMO advocates to mass report any page that uses science.

Recently, Joe Mercola and Erin from Health Nut News (his wife), asked their followers to mass report certain pro-vaccine and pro-GMO pages in hopes of getting them banned.

“If there is one thing I have learned from being a top-end purveyor of pseudoscience, it is how to silence your critics,” explained Mercola. “This is just one more example of the power I have. Mwuahahahahaha!”

Facebook immediately took notice and made the change to their reporting system official today.

“We are terrified of people being offended by something they see on our site,” explained Mark Zuckerberg. “So with that in mind, we decided that if enough people stomp up and down and complain loud enough, we will bend to their will.”

What makes the move even stranger is that Zuckerberg himself is on the payroll of Big Pharma and is a huge shill for the vaccine industry.

“Zuckerberg gets paid millions by vaccine companies to post those fake pictures of getting his kid vaccinated. FACT” said Erin from Health Nut News. “I earned my millions the old fashioned way: going on dates for money, then marrying a rich old guy, then selling useless products to desperate people for ridiculous prices. That’s the American way.”

The new algorithm and policy are in effect as of today.


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