ATLANTA, GA – The US Centers for Disease Prevention and Control released shocking new evidence today that the MMR vaccine contains trace amounts of Mercury. The CDC has long said that the MMR vaccine has never contained Mercury, and that other childhood vaccines had the mercury preservative thimerosal removed over 10 years ago. These findings are sure to send shockwaves through both the pro and anti-vaccine camps.
“With everything that is going on right now, from Jim Carrey to SB277, we felt it pertenent to make sure we were telling the truth about Mercury in vaccines, and specifically the MMR vaccine,” said Dr. Emily Emar. “What we found shocked even us.”
What they found was that once the vaccines were magnified to 300x, they could see trace amounts of Mercury in the vaccine itself.
The Spudd has obtained exclusive photographs of the findings, and they are indeed shocking:
Anti-vaccers everywhere are expected to site these new findings as proof of the great CDC cover-up.
