LOS ANGELES, CA – Well, it’s official. SB277 is now law in California. The new law requires all children to receive the required childhood vaccinations before being allowed in school. If their parents refuse, they will probably face jail time, or be forced to get the vaccines at gunpoint (or something like that, we’re not really sure). When the news hit the airwaves this afternoon, several anti-vaccers lost their shit.
“I have no idea where I put my shit” said Tanners Father. “I thought I put in in the toilet, but I can’t seem to find it anywhere.”
Several high profile anti-vaccine supporters expressed similar concerns for the location of their shit. Several took to Twitter for help:
Many vaccine and science supporters are applauding the bill, and The Spudd has received no reports of shit being lost among this group. We will keep you updated as more details become available.
