Local anti-vaccer Gary Newport has been fighting against vaccines and ignoring sound science and evidence for the better part of a decade. As a result, his arm muscles have reach a state of what can only be described as rigamortis and are now permanently stuck in position with his fingers in his ears.
“This is a very unique case,” explained surgeon Dr. David Borski. “We know anti-vaccers routinely put their fingers in their ears, but perhaps we naively assumed they take them back out.”
For his part, Mr. Newport says he doesn’t regret a thing.
“Pardon? No I don’t regret anything. I have been able to successfully ignore science and Big Pharma shills for years because of this,” said a defiant Newport. “Being stuck like this, while having some disadvantages like getting dressed and feeding myself, is overall a very positive thing.”
Newport is refusing surgery even though his friends and family are urging him to get some help. However, some believe Newport simply cannot hear their pleas.
