Facebook commenter extraordinaire Brandon Simpson, 26, has been making on average over 75 Facebook comments a day on any and all vaccine and health related articles he can find. Simpson has a very poor grasp of immunology, epidemiology, chemistry, biology…basically all sciences.
Simpson also believes vaccines cause autism, correlation does equal causation, vaccines shed for up to 6 weeks, non-vaccinated children are healthier than the vaccinated, that he knows more than doctors and scientists, and anyone who doesn’t believe as he does is on the payroll of Big Pharma.
“I will never give up, I will never relent” said a defiant Simpson. “Everyone on Facebook will know what I am all about: spreading the truth about the harms of vaccines and Big Pharma.”
The Spudd went back through Simpson’s comments for the past week (approximately 523 comments) and found that over 400 of them had scientific and/or statistical errors. The remaining 100 or so comments were simply one word such as “sheeple” and “troll”.
“Brandon is one of our best and brightest here in the cult” said anti-vaccine leader Meryl Dorey. “He exemplifies everything we are as a group: angry, science-illiterate and gullible. He is truly a rising star in the movement.”
Keep your eyes peeled for Simpson’s comments to get a good inside look at the mind of the anti-vaccine advocate.
