Awhile back at The Spudd we reported how Big Pharma paid off people to make anti-vaccination claims in hopes of generating higher profits with more people having diseases that would cost through the roof for treatments. In a perfect world trail would end there. However, this world is not perfect. Today, on Saturday, February 7th 2015, we here at The Spudd have an shocking revelation on the people truly behind the entire anti-vaccination movement.
A few weeks ago we received an email from an anonymous whistleblower about these people behind the connection. They would not expose anything too significant without the guarantee their identity would not be revealed. This anonymous whistleblower has asked to be known as ‘Jenny.’
“They made so many promises,” said ‘Jenny.’ “My career as a model was ending. My career as an actress never had any momentum. That’s when they came to me. They told me to start talking about my son and how vaccines caused his autism. I asked, ‘what autism?’ They opened a briefcase that contained so much money and told me to talk about his autism.
“America loves to hear what a Playboy model says. It doesn’t matter I don’t have any clue about science. Just have me wear a thick set of glasses and everyone will think I’m smart.
“I appeared on talk shows to talk about my son’s autism. I mentioned how Andrew Wakefield was a martyr towards our cause. I wrote books about the connection between autism and vaccines and people bought them. And all of this after the first year.
“I was back on top. Money was coming in. People listened to every word I said. People did everything I told them to do no matter how stupid it might be. There’s was a bet I made once where I told the nation that gluten was bad for you. Now so many people think it is and claim they have a ‘gluten sensitivity.’
“All these newborns who were not given vaccines would become ill only because I told their parents everything would be fine. It was hurting them and I knew it, but fame and money got to my head where I did not care. However, after the measles outbreak at Disneyland… I went too far.
“That is why I am here today to talk about these people. The ones who came to me and possibly others to further the non-existent connections between autism and vaccines has been the entire funeral complex.
“Think about it. People were not dying fast enough. The quicker they die the quicker the funeral complex can earn money. People, especially children, who were not vaccinated would perish. After their deaths the parents would want the best for their little kid and pay out the ass to the funeral complex for the most expensive service.
“They’re geniuses and they’re sick. I know everything I have done over the past years can’t be erased. However, I want to fix that mistake. I will encourage parents to be responsible and vaccinate their kids. Tell them the connection does not exist. Make sure no one does any of that ‘cleanse the system’ bullshit. This is day one where I start atoning for my sins.”
