Vaccine-induced (fill in anything you want)

With the mounting scientific evidence against vaccines being the cause of autism, the anti-vaccine crowd is branching out to other conditions and diseases to blame on vaccines. There is now “Vaccine-Induced Breast Cancer” and most chronic conditions (MS, Crohn’s, diabetes, pretty much any type of cancer, etc) are also being blamed on vaccines.

“It’s a great time to be anti-vaccine” says anti-vaccer and anti-science advocate Ann Dachel. “We are literally blaming anything we want on vaccines. Go ahead, pick a disease…the cause? Vaccines.”

When asked by The Spudd if there was any evidence for any of the new “vaccine-induced” claims, Dachel explained “Of course there is evidence. The same evidence we have that vaccines cause autism. People got the vaccine before they were diagnosed with the disease or condition. Bam. Check mate.”

So what about children who are unvaccinated and still have autism or some chronic condition? Well, that is also easy to explain says Dachel:

“If on the off chance that an unvaccinated child becomes ill, we simply look at their parents. Were their parents vaccinated? If so, we claim that is the reason the child is sick. We call that “Vaccine Associated Genealogically Induced Neuro Adversity (VAGINA).”

 

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