NEW HAVEN, CT – A representative from Merck Pharmaceuticals says the company is set to begin phase I trials of a vaccine against stupidity.
“We are very excited about this, very hopeful,” says lead researcher Dr. James Kimmell. “The only thing we are concerned about is whether or not stupid people, i.e. anti-vaccers, will be willing to get the shot.”
The vaccine being developed is unique in both its structure and genetic make up. Here’s how it works:
Microscopic nano bots inside the vaccine make there way through the blood-brain barrier and inject tiny amounts of stupid into the brain. The hope is that the brain will learn to recognize stupid and fight against it.
“We are using the same basic idea as regular vaccines, but now with more nano bots,” explains Dr. Kimmell.
Phase II of the trial will require human volunteers to test the efficacy of the vaccine. Patients will be injected with the vaccine and then shown numerous “stupid” things such as reports from Natural News, Food Babe and various other anti-vaccine conspiracy blogs and see if they believe any of it.
Merck is also experimenting with adding the nano bots to chemtrails.
