ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they will be changing the ingredients used in some of their vaccines, news that couldn’t come fast enough for anti-vaccine campaigners.
“We decided to do some research on Google and found a lot of articles about the dangers of vaccines and their ingredients,” said CDC spokesman Dr. Walter Black.
“We had no idea how dangerous aluminum and formaldehyde were. Thank God for anti-vaccine bloggers and commenters for pointing this out.”
The CDC seems to finally be admitting and understanding what anti-vaccine advocates with no scientific education have known for years.
The new vaccines are expected to be available in early 2016.
