The FDA and CDC are “comically inept”

…says man who also believes these agencies secretly masterminded the creation of Ebola.

Area man, Kelso Bagan, penned a long and angry tirade on Facebook against the FDA, CDC, and other organizations “who are supposed to keep us safe.” According to Mr. Bagan, these organizations are “comically inept at regulating food and drug safety.”

“They can’t even find the negative studies the pharma companies don’t want them to see, and Monsanto has been pulling the wool over their eyes for years. I swear that my 5 year-old could do a better job than these guys,” said Mr. Bagan in his essay.

In an interview with The Spudd, Mr. Bagan listed several medications which have been removed from the market, saying, “Remember, every medications which has been recalled by the FDA was first called safe and effective by the FDA. These guys are incompetent clowns.”

This is not the first time Mr. Bagan has been critical of the FDA and the CDC. Last week he published an equally impassioned missive accusing the organizations of “purposefully creating, then importing Ebola into the US so they can enforce vaccines on us all. This shows how powerful and masterful these organizations are. Most Americans are completely blind to their ability to control us all- well, at least most of us.”

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