It is now fairly common knowledge amongst anyone with even a high school education that a vaccine never vanquished polio. What got rid of polio was semantics. In other words, the definition of polio was conveniently changed just in time for the vaccine trials. The truth is that polio is still as prevalent as ever. However, today we call it ‘acute flaccid paralysis’, MS, ALS, transverse myelitis, or Guillain-Barre syndrome. This “smoke and mirrors” trick was employed by scientists to make it appear their vaccine was successful. Clever, huh?
And now history is repeating itself. Secret documents leaked to The Spudd by a CDC whistleblower indicate fierce debate within the scientific community on exactly how to rename Ebola to make it appear as if the vaccine was effective. Suggestions have ranged from the mundane, such as African Fever, to the highly imaginative, such as Bleed Out of Every Orifice Until You Die Syndrome (BOEOUYDS).
We are unsure exactly what name this creative group will choose for Ebola. However, we know for sure this disappearance of the disease will have nothing to do with the vaccine- it never has and it never will.
