BALTIMORE, MD – Johns Hopkins School of Medicine will be adding a new course for undergraduate medical students beginning in 2016: Pharma Shilling 101. It is a well known fact that most, if not all, doctors are simply pill pushers for the pharmaceutical industry, so the board of directors at the medical school decided they should be better prepared to do so.
“We have been unofficially training medical students to be pharma shills and bow down to Big Pharma for a very long time, it’s about time we made it official,” said Dr. Jack Adams, Dean of the John Hopkins School of Medicine.
The course will focus on the highest grossing drugs for the industry, how to prescribe drugs off-label, and of course convincing parents that vaccines are safe and not a Big Pharma/Agenda 21 conspiracy.
“We feel this will better equip future doctors Big Pharma Shills to do what they are really trained to do: get patients hooked on drugs and get as many people vaccinated as possible” says Adams.
