Oncologists around the world are in a panic after forgetting where they hid the cure for cancer. “I could swear I had the cure in a safe in my garage,” said Xiau Lo, president of the American Oncology Society. “But when I looked for it last Tuesday, it was gone. I turned my whole house upside down looking for it. But it’s missing.”
Representatives from international oncology societies admitted to a reporter from The Spudd that the cure for cancer has long been known, but is kept hidden to keep legions of doctors, scientists, and charities employed.
“The loss of the hidden cure would have been much more devastating several years ago,” said an leading oncologist who did not want to use his name. “However, now that the public knows cannabis oil cures all cancer, the game is pretty much up anyways, right?”
