ALMHULT, SWEDEN – With the launch of their new wireless charging furniture, IKEA also quietly announced that the units will also be filled with vaccines.
“We take vaccination very seriously. We have taken the liberty to add small syringes into our wireless furniture,” explains Hans Gruber, COO of IKEA Europe. “When children get close, the sensors can recognize if they have been vaccinated or not. If they haven’t, the wireless table or desk will fire a small dart containing the vaccine they require.”
Many anti-vaccine groups are outraged at the new furniture, called “Komplott“, and vow to boycott IKEA.
“This is an outrage. Now I know how all groups in the world who have ever been repressed feel like. It’s the exact same thing” says Mike Adams, who has compared anti-vaccine advocates to Jews during WWII and African Americans during the civil rights movement.
IKEA will begin selling the new Komplott’s in California next month.
