How to be anti-vaccine on a budget

Being anti-vaccine is considered to be the best thing you can do for your children by doctors who have online supplement stores. However, it can also be expensive. Here are a few tips to save some money when your child or children inevitably become sick with a vaccine-preventable disease:

  1. Make your own homeopathic medicine. It’s very simple: Turn on your tap, fill cup, give to child.
  1. Learn how to garden and grow your own herbs. Herbs and spices can cure just about anything!
  1. Start believing in God and use prayer to get some divine intervention working for your little angels.
  1. Search for deals on vacation spots. When there is an outbreak of a communicable disease in a certain city or state, lots of cheap vacation packages come popping up. Since you want your kids to get diseases, this shouldn’t bother you. Snatch up those deals and go on a Pertussis vacay!
  1. Want to earn some extra pocket money? Start a mommy blog with advertisements and affiliate links selling alternative health products and supplements. Register a domain with the words green, natural, holistic, healthy, alternative, etc. in the title. Then, write a bunch of anti-vaccine, natural health bullshit. Stand back and watch the other anti-vaccine mommies and conspiracy theorists come flocking to your site.

These are just five simple ways to make being anti-vaccine a little easier on your wallet. Can you think of any more?

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