Food Babe to play Victim #1 in upcoming local play

SANTA MONICA, CA – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, will be making her acting debut later this year playing Victim #1 in a local production of Death Spares Not the Tiger.

“We felt it was a natural fit,” said director Jason Everyman. “Ms. Hari has played the victim so many times in real life, that we are confident she will do a great job in the role.”

The story centers around a high school graduate who decides to enlist in the army. Vani Hari apparently insisted that the script be re-written so that the main character enlists in the Food Babe Army instead, but the idea was unanimously shot down by everyone else involved in the play.

It’s no secret that The Food Babe has been a victim of online/cyber bullying for a long time now. She feels this is a chance for her to show she is more than just a pretty face with computer science degree.

“I really feel like this is the role I was born to play,” said Hari. “In my life, I have been the victim of non-stop bullying, science-correctionism and so much more. It’s also great to know that I have my loyal army behind me, blindly following anything I tell them.”

The play is set to open sometime in the next  6 months, as soon as the oxygen level in the theater is raised to at least 80% as per Hari’s demands.

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