Food Babe buys in anticipation of losing good looks

Everybody’s favourite pseudoscience pushing blogger, the Food Babe, has purchased a new web address. Vani Hari recently secured the domain name ‘’ in anticipation of getting older and losing some her youthful good looks.

The Food Babe is known mostly for quackmailing big companies into changing their ingredients to less scary sounding ones, and is also an avid member of the anti-vaccination cult.

Part of the reason for Food Babe’s popularity is her youthful good looks; a fact she clearly agrees with as she has self-dubbed herself a “babe”. However, good looks can be fleeting and one needs to be prepared.

The Food Babe was unavailable for comment as she is currently trying to come up with a new list of completely safe, yet scary sounding chemicals.

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