DENVER, CO – The first annual Pharma Shill Conference will be held in early 2016 at the New World Order headquarters underneath the Denver International Airport. The theme of the conference will be “Shilling: From Trolling Internet Health Stories to Cashing Your Pharma Checks” with a keynote speech by Bill Gates on population control through vaccination.
This promises to be one of the social events of the year for anyone who believes in science and medicine (and therefore must be a paid pharmaceutical company shill).
Conference attendees will learn about posting comments with the latest cover ups from Big Pharma on any and all health related stories, how to cash your pharma shill check for the first time and the latest truths behind such conspiracies as chemtrails, 9/11 and more.
There will also be workshops set up over the course of the three day conference with various streams for attendees to choose from. Guest speakers include: Paul Offit, Orac, Richard Dawkins and Guy Fawkes.
The conference is sponsored by Merck, GSK, UC Hastings College of the Law, Monsanto, and Gary’s Tire and Auto.