Epidemiologists from the University of Washington have announced the shocking new discovery that leaky gut syndrome is behind every disease known to man. The condition in which the intestine wall exhibits permeability to toxins has long been ignored, even ridiculed by mainstream medicine. According to a new report however “a leaky gut has been found to underlie both common diseases, such as depression and dementia, as well as lesser known conditions such as superficial siderosis and GM1 gangliosidosis.”
“While some remaining work needs to be done around the edges, we epidemiologists can pretty much close up shop now that leaky guy syndrome has been shown to cause HIV, epidural hematomas, priapism, and pretty much every other condition you can think of,” said the lead author of the study, Max Hyman.
According to the report, “any medical publication which does not mention ‘the microbiome’ or ‘gut flora’ is pretty much going to be worthless.”
“However, we shouldn’t let this this enormous finding make us complacent,” he told The Spudd. “Naturally we have found that vaccines and GMOs are the leading cause of leaky gut syndrome. They have toxins.”
