Bedeviled by criticism from scientists, doctors, and even Congress about his promoting of numerous, unfounded weight loss cures, Dr. Oz struck back at critics this week announcing he had finally discovered a “new, miracle, guaranteed weight loss cure.”
According to Dr. Oz, simply by using an axe, “anyone can lose 10% of their weight in literally minutes.”
“This has got a lot of people really excited,” he told The Spudd. “Never before have I been so certain that a weight loss cure will work for everyone so quickly. But as always, I advice you to consult with your own doctor before using this miracle, weight loss device.”
