CDC experimenting with new vaccines that don't cause autism

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has begun phase 1 trials of a new set of childhood immunizations which don’t cause autism. The current vaccines which are used for DTaP (diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis) and MMR (measles, mumps, rubella) are proven to have been the cause of the rising rates of autism in the United States. The CDC isn’t releasing too many details about the new vaccines other than they won’t continue to cause autism in children.

“We are very happy with this decision and the progress we have made so far,” said Dr. Will Colbert of the CDC. “We are hopeful that we will get final approval from the FDA and Big Pharma to go ahead and begin using the new vaccines by the end of this year.”

 

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