NEW YORK, NY – Real estate prices throughout New York City and other major metropolitan areas throughout the world continue to plummet as a result of Bill Gates’ successful plan to depopulate the world. Apartments which were selling for tens of millions of dollars in some of New York’s most prestigious buildings are now selling for a fraction of that price.
“5 years ago, many apartments I am now showing would have several potential buyers jacking up the price,” said real estate agent Mike Ratin. “Now there are apartments in the heart of Manhattan I literally cannot give away.”
While global depopulation obviously has its drawbacks, insurance salesman and father of 3, David Lawrence, isn’t complaining. “We got a 5 bedroom apartment on the 30th floor of a building overlooking Central Park for $300,000,” he told The Spudd. “There is ample parking, plenty of room in the public schools, and virtually no traffic in the city these days.I know a lot of people don’t like Bill Gates for using vaccines the way he did. But I really owe my current lifestyle to him. Thanks Bill.”
