ST.LOUIS, MO – Friends of 38 year-old Alison Deirdrich confirmed this morning that she genuinely believes that Big Pharma is a good thing and not out to kill us all. “Alison is a great person, just a little naive” said her friend Diane Phaneuf.
“Whenever we get together for our book club we inevitably end up talking about medicine. Alison will always argue that vaccines, anesthesia, emergency room physicians, etc. are a GOOD thing. We just laugh it off.”
“It’s actually kind of cute,” said another friend, Becky Slater. “She really believes that vaccines and pharmaceuticals are not full of mind-numbing and toxic chemicals (laughs). That’s why we never let her bring snack to book club either. She would probably bring some GMO laced crackers or something.”
