The World Health Organization shocked everyone today when they announced that homeopathic remedies can indeed help people with the Ebola virus. “After much consideration and study we must admit that homeopathy can serve a purpose in fighting the Ebola outbreaks in western Africa,” said WHO spokesman Sam Daniels.
“Ebola victims can lose between 5 and 10 liters of fluid per day, so giving them water is a very important part of keeping them hydrated. Since homeopathy is nothing more than water, we must concede that it has a role in the treatment of Ebola patients.”
Homeopaths have taken to Facebook and Twitter to push for the CDC and WHO to send homeopathic medicine to Africa to help combat the virus. Upon hearing news that the WHO is finally listening, homeopathy supporters now feel vindicated:
Currently, it is unclear if the homeopathy supporters understand exactly what the WHO really implied…
