Recordings of Bill Gates screaming at maids about the slow rate of Ebola virus spread in the United States were leaked to The Spudd by a concerned whistle blower at his foundation. In the tapes, Mr. Gates can be heard ranting about how
“the disease should be much more widespread by now. I mean my God, a nurse with the disease got on an airplane and no one seems to have been infected.”
After initially praising several staff members for successfully importing a man with the disease to Dallas as planned, Mr. Gates berated several foundation scientists, telling them “You told me you could make this stuff spread by coughs and sneezes. Instead you give me a virus where people have to touch bodily fluids. What is wrong with you people?”
Mr. Gates then inquired of his epidemiologists whether it was possible to depopulate the world with the Ebola virus alone or whether they should “start from scratch.” Several of his financial advisers can also be heard telling Mr. Gates that unless he can find a way to get the whole population of the United States to take the “fake Ebola vaccine”, he will likely be homeless and penniless “by this time next year.”
