In a shocking development today, the CDC announced that the measles virus may have mutated to include Genetically-Modified Organisms. It is speculated that the wild measles virus came in contact with some Monsanto crops and quickly mutated, making the strain which is currently going around North America potentially full of disease causing GMOs.
The CDC recommends that all children be vaccinated and that adults check with their doctors to see if they require a booster shot. This has sent shockwaves through the anti-vaccine community who equally fear both vaccines and GMOs.
“I’m really at loss as to what to do to best protect my family,” says mother of three, Jane Adams. “Through my research I obviously know that vaccines are poison and full of toxins, but so are GMOs. So which is worse? This has really left me and my family scratching our heads.”
The CDC has also announced that the MMR vaccine will now be infused with Kale, making it even more beneficial than before.
