Trump to meet with flat earthers to discuss Planetary Safety Committee

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NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will be meeting with top ranking flat earth conspiracy theorists to form a Planetary Safety Committee.

It was recently announced that Trump is considering appointing anti-vaccine conspiracy nut Robert Kennedy Jr. to form a vaccine safety committee which has left normal, rational people scratching their heads.

“I already have RFK tapped to lead the country away from the vaccine and autism epidemic, it only makes sense to have people who know more than liberal scientists to lead our space program,” said Trump.

The Science Post has also learned that Trump is considering hiring The Food Babe to investigate nutrition and GMOs and reached out to Dina Lohan to lead a committee on parenting.

Stay tuned for updates as they become available.

  • Goresh

    He could build a wall around the edge.

    • Al Mather

      Then make the Masons pay for it.

  • Pay Thos (Pathos)

    Nice proof reading… couldn’t even get the opener right.