Pros
- Feeling of being superior to your savage, gluten-eating neighbors
- Less family will show up
- More room left to fill up on alcohol
- Less chance of falling asleep while watching football
- Good for the economy as guests will buy fast-food after leaving
Cons
- More leftovers to clean up as guests refuse to eat bland food
- Risk of guests putting food in napkins or feeding dog under table
- Disappointing several family members
- Annoying Uncle may not fall asleep after meal
- Costs twice as much as a normal Thanksgiving dinner