Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

New 100% mercury vaccine stopped in Phase III of trial due to safety concerns

The bid for a 100% mercury vaccine was dealt a blow today as the researchers.