Alternative health followers planning on disappointing thousands of children this Halloween

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Every Halloween there are certain houses all children avoid: the houses with all the lights turned out, the houses you know give out crappy candy and the houses where alternative health, anti-GMO, all-natural cure believers live.




“This year I am planning on giving out non-GMO cherry tomatoes and chemical free water” – Kate Tietje, Modern Alternative Mama.







“My kids will not be eating any candy this year at all, I love them too much…even though they hate me” Megan Heimer, Living Whole.







“Halloween is just another way for the Illuminati to control your kids. Wake up sheeple” Mike Adams, Natural News.





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