Whole Foods announces new line of artisanal homeopathy products

AUSTIN, TX – In a press release issued today, grocery chain Whole Foods announced:

“Whole Foods is committed to providing our customers products that are of the highest quality, and with making the world a better place. In that spirit we are pleased to announce a new line of homeopathic remedies. We certify that all ingredients in our remedies are locally-sourced, certified Fair Trade, organic, gluten-free, GMO free and active ingredient-free.”

Just in time for cold and flu season, Whole Foods debuted it’s first Artisanal Homeopathic product: Free Range Oscillococcinum. Low cost financing is available to qualified buyers.