FDA: Tinfoil hats are a major risk factor for brain cancer

FDA: Tinfoil hats are a major risk factor for brain cancer

NEW YORK, NY – The Food and Drug Administration announced the results of a five year study today, stating that the use of tinfoil hats is a major risk factor for brain cancer. The study examined conspiracy theorists who used tinfoil hats to ward off the governments mind control experiments versus those who did not. […]