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Shocking truth: Sheep only sleep 4 hours a day, AWAKE more than most other animals

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In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else except for the internet, The Science Post has learned that sheep are actually awake more than nearly all other animals. While many people often say that sheep are asleep and not “AWAKE” to what is going…

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FDA: Tinfoil hats are a major risk factor for brain cancer

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NEW YORK, NY – The Food and Drug Administration announced the results of a five year study today, stating that the use of tinfoil hats is a major risk factor for brain cancer. The study examined conspiracy theorists who used tinfoil hats to ward off…

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