HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is “within sight from the ping-pong table. Yeah. Over there. On the shelf. No. Do you see it? It’s labeled ‘HIV cure.’ In the vial.” The team, led by Dr. […]

Breaking: Charlie Sheen's blood cures arthritis in goats

Breaking: Charlie Sheen's blood cures arthritis in goats

AUSTRALIA – A homeopath and internet MD from Sydney, Australia has blown the whole scientific community away today by releasing a breakthrough discovery: Charlie Sheen’s blood cures arthritis in goats. “I took a vial of Mr. Sheen’s blood and injected it into a goat which I’m pretty sure had arthritis,” said Dr. Samir Choochoo. “Within […]