Homeopath offers .00000001% holiday discount

SANTA FE, NM – In the spirit of the holiday season Homeopath Pauline Replogle, DHM, is offering customers a complimentary 5C dilution on all homeopathic products.

“That’s right, for the remainder of the month you can get a 35C product for the cost of a 30C” says Dr Replogle, who has been in practice for over 14 years.

The sale is currently on right now and will extend all the way until the new year.

“This is my way of giving back to my clients for their support. They have given me their attention, their respect, and their money. In return I have given them my delusional understanding of anatomy, physiology, pharmacology, and physics.”