Unplanned Parenthood to get full government funding

In a majority vote in the house today the newly founded Unplanned Parenthood will get fully funded by the US government. The company specializes in forcing women to have unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.

“This is a great day for men’s and rapist’s rights everywhere” said Republican representative Ronald Krump. “Now women will be forced to carry their baby to term whether they want to, or are able to, care for the child or not.”

Critics of the move (which include pesky women’s rights activists and baby killer supporters) are arguing that is it the woman’s right to choose. Her body, her choice.

“This is really, really bad. Forcing women to have babies against their will is ludicrous,” said one none bible-thumping onlooker. “This is a sad day for women’s health and women’s rights.”

Unplanned Parenthood will begin receiving funding as early as next month and according to sources women will still have the right to put the child up for adoption. However, the company is currently having a bit of trouble getting pro-life advocates to volunteer to adopt children once they are born.

 

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