Obama proclaims un-vaccinated individuals must now publicly announce travel plans

NEW YORK, NY – The CDC and FDA announced today that President Obama has signed off on a new emergency legislation which requires all non-vaccinated individuals to announce their travel intentions well in advance.

“By passing this law, we hope to spare all Americans and especially immune compromised individuals from coming into contact with anti-vaccine disease vectors,” announced Obama. “All un-vaccinated individuals must announce via the CDC website when and where they plan to travel. Failure to do so will result in the individuals passports being suspended and possible jail time where they will be forced to eat GMO foods.”

Of course many anti-vaccine advocates are outraged at the news, saying it is a clear violation of their rights.

“First they make us provide food for our children, then shelter, then medical attention and now this? This is going down the same path as Nazi Germany,” said Tony Bark, anti-vaccine owner of a chocolate shop. “I for one will be surrendering my passport and traveling covertly from now on.”

The new law is set to go into effect starting September 1st, 2015.

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