Two white people injured in Ferguson, police investigating

Two white people have reportedly received minor injuries in the protests in Ferguson, Missouri and the police are investigating the matter. Marvin Farvish and Ernie Morris where knocked over by two black teens that were fleeing from police throwing tear gas at them. After apologizing to the two men, the teens continued running. Police took the two injured men in for treatment and to get a description of the two fleeing teens.

“We really didn’t think it was a big deal” explains Farvish. “We didn’t even really get hurt, and the kids apologized to us. They were running from armed military with machine guns and tear gas. I don’t blame them at all,” he says.

The police in Ferguson said they are taking the matter very seriously, as there was no reason for the teens to bump into the two white men.

“The two white men weren’t armed and they weren’t a threat. So why would you need to use force like that?” questioned Captain Oblivius of the Ferguson Police Department and online accredited homeopath.

Psychologist Dr. Peter Mann, behavioural expert is baffled as well. “It defies logic. Why would someone use unnecessary excessive force against someone who was clearly not a threat?”

More details as they become available.

 

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