AUSTIN, TX – A groundbreaking new food market is set to open its doors next month in Austin, Texas; the main difference between this new store and others in the area is that it will sell only genetically modified organisms and will not offer any gluten-free products.
“We feel there are enough organic, over-priced stores already available to consumers so we are focusing on long-term sustainability and offering GMO only foods,” said founder B.T. Barnum. “We think this will really speak to the “smart” crowd and be popular with people who understand the basics behind agricultural science.”
The store is modeled after it’s rival Whole Foods Market and will have a similar layout, just with a much different product.
“Actually, we will be offering a very small, single stand of organic food for sale. It will of course be labeled with all the pesticides that were used during it’s cultivation.” said Barnum.
The new store is set to open across the street from an independent vaccine manufacturing plant, also owned by Barnum.
