- No chance of side effects. Since there is no actual active drug in homeopathic medicine, you can take an entire bottle and not worry about side effects.
- You get to be surprised! Since there is no legal body which regulates homeopathic medicine, you could actually be taking anything- not just what it says on the bottle. It’s like medicine roulette!
- No wait times. No sitting around in waiting rooms for you waiting to see real doctors. You can just go to the homeopathy/natural supplement store and buy your cures right off the shelf!
- You can actually get it for free. That’s right, if you run out of your homeopathic medicine and the stores are all closed, just turn on your tap and drink some water (pssst, it’s the same thing).
- You can have a lighter wallet. No more big, heavy, George Costanza-esque wallet for you. You will have a nice light wallet hanging in your back pocket having spent all your money on homeopathic placebos.
