Hello and welcome to our newest innovation, TheSpudd Online University of Chiropractic Homeopathy (TOUCH).
Here at TOUCH, our mission is to be the leader in chiropractic homeopathy education for adult learners for the 21st century. You can earn your AA, BA, MA and doctorate in a wide variety of fields;
- Shinto Paranoia
- Advanced Ear Candling and Dairy Goat Care
- OB-GYN certification (Ooga Booga- Granola Yuppie Nonsense)
- Bovine Growth Hormone Protesting
And many more!
Our program is entirely on line, so you won’t need to leave your comfortable, foil lined room to attend classes. All you will need is a computer with internet access. Our courses are accredited by the Dr. Andrew Wakefield Accreditation Agency and Muffler Shop.
Are you concerned because you haven’t been in school in a long time? No worries! Our highly trained academic counselors are here to assist you as you become a university student. No pesky entrance exams to take, no transcripts needed, just submit your tuition and away you go!
Now you can have the career you’ve always wanted- anti-vax “researcher”; chromium chelator; spokesperson for MeaslesAreHarmlessGetOverIt.com and so many more!
Why wait? The future is yours! All you need is that degree, and TOUCH can get you there.
Remember, we TOUCH you, you TOUCH the world.
(Tuition is $1919.19 per term, payable in advance. Some courses may not be transferrable to other universities.)
