PROS
- Get a feeling of superiority to your friends
- More credibility when you call people “sheep”
- You can refer to yourself as a writer, researcher, journalist, etc
- Make money selling supplements through ads
- Instantly connect with like-minded science haters
- Get to stay home more
- Possibly save children from getting autism
CONS
- Invited to less parties
- Need to learn how to ban commenters who challenge you
- Lose all credibility to rational friends and family members
- Have to spend time seeing if anyone on the internet mentions you
- Possibly be responsible for the death of children
- Need to walk with nose in air
- Must also boycott Monsanto and gluten
