The plague isn't really so bad

I’m sure that you’ve been hearing recently about how great measles is now that we’re starting to be successful at bringing this misunderstood little guy back from extinction. I’d personally like to give everyone involved a high five, but I hope you’ll understand if I don’t take off my gloves and mask.

I’d like to talk about another unappreciated little gem that we all should be fighting for: the plague. What a wonderful opportunity to naturally boost your immune system! I bet you didn’t know that it’s still around, did you? The mainstream medical establishment, in cahoots with big pHARMa, have been hiding not just the existence of this lovely disease, but all the many benefits you can get from including it in your natural helpful gut bacteria.

There is just one plague, but several ways to experience it, just as would be predicted by the three moons of traditional Chinese medicine. Bubonic plague is known to activate the lymphatic system, which can lead to boosting your body’s ability to naturally DETOXIFY. Septicemic plague can naturally cleanse your colon. Last but not least, pneumonic plague can help strengthen your lungs.

Historians make up some big scary numbers like hundreds of millions of people (supposedly including a third of Europe’s population) killed, but how can we know that they are telling the truth? All of those people supposedly died so long ago that no one knows what really happened. They are so desperate to make you think that the plague is bad they even resort to some truly ridiculous ideas like the plague made people start talking funny. Besides, everyone who lived then was dirty and poorly nourished, so if they died of plague it was their own fault.

Have you ever met anyone who has been injured by the plague before? Of course not! Everyone knows that the plague isn’t much of a problem as long as you build your NATURAL IMMUNITY by eating healthy, taking lots of supplements such as those available on The Spudd’s web store, and staying clean. I personally recommend bathing frequently in pure cider vinegar and scrubbing down everything in your house once a week with natural formaldehyde. Do not use TOXIC artificial formaldehyde, as it will make you sick. That’s just another way they are out to get you.

Even big pHARMa doesn’t treat the plague like a big deal. They try to trick you into getting a vaccine for every sniffle, but when was the last time someone tried to push the plague vaccine on you? Sure, a few weak people might get sick from plague, but that’s ok. It’s good to thin the herd, I always say. It serves as a reminder to everyone else that they need to take control of their health every day through natural products.

If you are lucky enough to get plague, the pill shills will try to make you take antibiotics to increase the chances of survival, but I ask you, is it worth the risk? The antibiotics could damage your NATURAL IMMUNITY and your healthy normal gut bacteria, which could cause autoimmune diseases such as rickets, autism, or acne! Most people who get the less severe forms of plague do fine without dangerous conventional treatment, and scientists are rediscovering the proven natural remedies that worked so well for plague in the past.

There’s nothing to be scared of!  So the next time the clowns that run the CDC and FEMA try to quarantine someone you know with the plague, tell them you can make your own health decisions, and give your sick friend a big hug. They are doing the world a big favor.

 

Evil doktor, pharma shill, vaccine chemist, Monsanto spokesperson, GMO lobbyist, chemtrail deployer and false flag organizer.