The more supplements for sale, the truthier it is

AUSTIN, TX – A recent study published in Supplements has discovered that the more supplements and alternative health products a website or individual sells, the more truth their ramblings have. The main authors, Mike Hadams and Sharyl Quackinsson, investigated a total of six different websites that both sell alternative health products and claim to tell the truth.

“What we found was that there is a direct correlation between the amount of truth a website tells and the amount of supplements they sell in their online store” explained Hadams. “One site even has it’s own lab which is used to test vaccines, health products, and alternative medicine sold by competitors. This lab is amazing. It produces unverifiable results almost every day” says Quackinsson.

To a lot of people this news is not surprising, as all the best websites exposing the truth in health and medicine all seem to have their own online store where you can purchase miracle cures without the toxic side effects that come hand in hand with mainstream medicine.

So, when you are looking for the truth in all things health and medicine be sure to check to see if the site has an online store first. That way, you can know that the source is credible and just trying to save you.

Ignore the fact that the website owners are all getting rich off you. Ignore the fact that alternative medicine is a $30 billion/year business. They are not in it for the money; they are just trying to help you and your family from those profiteering, greedy pharmaceutical companies and doctors.

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