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Anti-vaccer worried he is not being taken seriously

FRANKLIN, MO – Local anti-vaccer Mark Allman has been going back over his latest Facebook.

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Anti-vaccer binge watches House, feels confident giving diagnosis over Facebook

Ron Farrell, an anti-vaccine father of one, recently signed up for Netflix and immediately watched as many health shows as he could in order to do some research.

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Unvaccinated child rushed to emergency room; parents demand he be seen first

TORONTO, ON – An unvaccinated child was rushed to the emergency room in Toronto, Ontario,.

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Study: Excessive masturbation may protect against the flu

A new study released today from JAMA, The Journal of the American Masturbation Association, concluded that people who excessively masturbate are less likely to contract influenza.

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Measles and mumps cases rise as vaccination rates fall, anti-vaccers blame lack of colloidal silver

DENVER, CO – There has been a sharp rise in both measles and mumps cases.

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Anti-vaccer shocked to learn "mercury" was never in MMR vaccine, years of advocacy down the drain

Elizabeth Hornswaggle is an anti-vaccine advocate, single mom, and all natural detective. So you can imagine her surprise and horror when she confirmed that the MMR vaccine has never contained the mercury preservative thimerosal.