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Local woman sets record by not mentioning she is anti-vaccine for 42 straight hours

SAN JOSE, CA – Local science illiterate anti-vaccer Cheryl Verdon has set a new world.

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Area man crashes plane after learning how to fly on YouTube

LOS ANGELES, CA – Local anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, anti-GMO and flying enthusiast Jake Crosby, 37, decided.

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Anti-vaccers demand more studies on vaccines, angry when CDC does more studies on vaccines

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be doing more testing on.

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CDC releases 124 million page document of non vaccine-injured children

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has released a shocking 124 million page document today detailing.

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NSA to focus spying efforts on alternative medicine practitioners, continue to get CIA help with assassinations

WASHINGTON, DC – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced today that they would be shifting.

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CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.