Tag: vaccination schedule
NSA to focus spying efforts on alternative medicine practitioners, continue to get CIA help with assassinations
WASHINGTON, DC – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced today that they would be shifting.
CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame
ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.
Merck announces new vaccine against GMOs
NEW HAVEN, CT – The pharmaceutical giant Merck announce today that is has finished development.
Breaking: Anti-vaccers vote to leave America in landmark “Vaxxit” vote, rest of America rejoices
NEW YORK, NY – In a landmark vote held this week, anti-vaccers have voted almost.
Family doctor not annoyed at all by “knowledge” of anti-vaccine parent
PORTLAND, OR – It’s a little known fact that doctors love it when you come.
Internet commenters solve Zika crisis: turns out it’s Monsanto…or vaccines, something like that
INTERNET – Once again, the internet commenter has come along and solved another scientific mystery..