Dad insists on doing daughter’s appendectomy after watching Youtube video

Dad insists on doing daughter’s appendectomy after watching Youtube video

AKRON, OH – The father of a 7 year-old girl insisted to doctors at the Akron Children’s Hospital that he perform the surgery on his daughter over the weekend. Nathan Furlong, 32, has been doing his research on appendectomies, and estimates he has watched over 14 hours of videos and documentaries on the procedure. He […]

Anti-vaccers First Amendment Rights being violated

Anti-vaccers First Amendment Rights being violated

EVERYWHERE, INTERNET – Anti-vaccers everywhere are outraged at how their right to free speech and their right to be heard is being violated by the pro-vaccine shills and Big Pharma and Big Gubmint. “I have every right to say what I want about vaccines and Big Pharma,” said R.P. McMurphy, anti-vaccine cult member. “And anyone […]

Andrew Wakefield finally vindicated

Andrew Wakefield finally vindicated

WACO, TX – Andrew Wakefield, the man behind the now infamous and retracted Lancet study linking vaccines to autism, has finally been vindicated. In an unprecedented move, Wakefield used his millions of dollars he amassed over the years from his anti-vaccine celebrity status to form his own committee. Modern Medical Research (or MMR) is a […]

American Academy of Internet Doctors set to launch in 2016

American Academy of Internet Doctors set to launch in 2016

ATLANTA, GA – Health article commenters the world over are jumping for joy after the announcement that a new medical licensing board is being developed: The American Academy of Internet Doctors. Similar to the education that homeopaths and naturopaths must complete to be called “doctors”, internet doctors must also do “research” and not pass any […]

Conflict over which vaccine component causes autism nearly derails anti-vaccine conference

Conflict over which vaccine component causes autism nearly derails anti-vaccine conference

A panel discussion over which ingredient(s) in vaccines causes autism resulted in confusion and chaos at the most recent meeting of the National Vaccine Information Center’s board of directors. While there was universal agreement that vaccines caused autism, panel members were split between those who blamed thimerosal, the MMR vaccine (which never contained thimerosal), aluminum, […]