Study: Geeks and science nerds make best spouses

STORMWIND, EK – Lovers of comic books, science and all things nerdy, came out on top in the list of best types of spouses in a recent study conducted by the University of Ironforge.

In turns out the popular-prom-king-football-player guy, or the head cheerleader-mean-to-other-girls girl do not make the best partners in the end. Rather, the nerdy science geeks end up being the right choice.

“We looked at over 1250 marriages in 7 different countries, and the results were almost unanimous” said Dr. Chuck Xavier. “People are happiest when their respective other has nerdish leanings.”

Well the jocks and cheerleaders are still expected to continue to get the majority of attention from the opposite sex in high school and college, nerds and geeks will end up happiest in the end.

Ranking lowest on the list was spouses who read conspiracy and woo peddling websites and attempt to influence their partner to skip things like vaccinations.

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