Study concludes Gender Neutral Parenting creates Sissies and Tomboys

In a study published in the peer reviewed journal Parenting Science, out of 21,503 youths between the ages of 5 and 15, 91% of males raised using the gender neutral technique become sissies and 83% of females become tomboys.

This comes as a shock to many, including myself, who believe this technique of parenting to be more beneficial for children.

One of the authors of the study, Dr. Humphrey Babar, replied to the criticism they have already received in a way which is sure to create more rage. He posted a tweet saying “Haterz make us & study famous! You just jelly we proved you wrong!”

#WeLoveOurSissies is now trending in response.

Scientists are already attempting to disprove the study with no success.

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