Uncle Clive is used to being a bit of an outsider in the family, something he is fine with. His odd style and seemingly bizarre lifestyle have always kept him at odds with the family.
“He always shows up in these hideous sandals with white socks” said 13 year old niece, Madison. “It drives me crazy.”
However, The Spudd has exclusively learned that the socks in sandals is not the most annoying habit Uncle Clive has.
“His socks and sandals thing is nothing next to his chemtrail and conspiracy theory rants” said sister-in-law Nancy. “Get a few whiskeys in Clive and stand back. He’ll tell you everything about chemtrails, vaccines, the banks, big pharma, the gubmint, the Illuminati, everything. He can go on for hours.”
In a quick poll conducted by The Spudd, 98% of the family would rather stare at Clive’s socks and sandals that talk to him for 5 minutes. The lone holdout being Madison.